Racism and the English language

If you haven't noticed it yet, you are clinically retarded, because racism is everywhere. It has always been around and most likely always will. Probably in the future Asians, Browns, Blacks and maybe the Mexicans will rise up and sodomise the white people like no tomorrow. But for now ethnicity is a reason to be bullied. I know what it's like too, around Dundas there are loads of bogans and they've given me shit for a decade. But it's time to stop all this people. Lets not be racists, but be embracists. Except for the abos. Fuck the abos. In case you haven't realised, about 150 other countries got taken over by more powerful armies so shut the fuck up. Look at the central americans. After the Conquistadors they don't sit around whining. They jump the border and work as gardeners and cleaners in the US. So fuck off, you stealing, petrol sniffing, unemployed bastards and jump the border. Go to NZ.

Now onto the English language. Hopefully all of you know your alphabet. Apparently Americans don't. Unsurprising. Playing 'Name the states starting and ending in consonants', I found that 'y' isn't a consonant anymore. But onto more pressing matters, fuck the letter 'q'. In my above paragraph you will find the only word containing 'q' is Conquistadors, which isn't even an English word. So why on earth do we need it? Ever since my beginnings in kindergarten I've pondered such a useless letter. Surely 'kw' will suffice? Lets just ignore q from now on and replace it with appropriate letters. Any kwestions can be asked school, don't kyue up though because my kwest for freedom from this letter is kwite arduous. Viva la revolucion!