If you haven't noticed it yet, you are clinically retarded, because racism is everywhere. It has always been around and most likely always will. Probably in the future Asians, Browns, Blacks and maybe the Mexicans will rise up and sodomise the white people like no tomorrow. But for now ethnicity is a reason to be bullied. I know what it's like too, around Dundas there are loads of bogans and they've given me shit for a decade. But it's time to stop all this people. Lets not be racists, but be embracists. Except for the abos. Fuck the abos. In case you haven't realised, about 150 other countries got taken over by more powerful armies so shut the fuck up. Look at the central americans. After the Conquistadors they don't sit around whining. They jump the border and work as gardeners and cleaners in the US. So fuck off, you stealing, petrol sniffing, unemployed bastards and jump the border. Go to NZ.
Now onto the English language. Hopefully all of you know your alphabet. Apparently Americans don't. Unsurprising. Playing 'Name the states starting and ending in consonants', I found that 'y' isn't a consonant anymore. But onto more pressing matters, fuck the letter 'q'. In my above paragraph you will find the only word containing 'q' is Conquistadors, which isn't even an English word. So why on earth do we need it? Ever since my beginnings in kindergarten I've pondered such a useless letter. Surely 'kw' will suffice? Lets just ignore q from now on and replace it with appropriate letters. Any kwestions can be asked school, don't kyue up though because my kwest for freedom from this letter is kwite arduous. Viva la revolucion!
Gin
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Inception
Just watched Inception two hours ago. Before I get to a review of that, just got to get some stuff out of the way. This morning I heard my mum ask my sister where Sudan is (don't know how they got to that), and my dumb**** sister says "somewhere in Asia? Wait, New Zealand?" NEW ZEALAND!?!? The f*cking shit is she on! AHHHHH!!!!
So this morning I literally got dressed in the dark and had no clue what I was wearing. On arrival at Parra station people's gaydars were clearly going off. Looking down I realised I was wearing a pink shirt with a purple jacket. Faaaaggooot~ No wonder the manly construction workers were staring with their 'What the fu....' eyes.
Aaaanyways, so most people said that Inception was Matrix-esque; I've read that at least five times before, and I've gotta agree. Starts confusing, but once you get the kinda weird dimensional-shift-style universe the movie is set in, it's totally understandable. Lacking the action Matrix had, lots of explosions but not really any hand/hand combat. I've always hated flashbacks and the same goes for this film. Utterly depressing scenes of Cobb's past are replayed constantly throughout the film. But this doesn't disturb the pace of the film too much. Overall the film is so totally original and different I loved it; the second half was filled with true suspense. Nolan somehow made watching a car spend 25 minutes falling off a bridge exciting. I'd rate it 8.5/10, best film I paid for since...ever? I guess one distraction through the film was the unbelievably slow speed at which frozen cokes melt. 3 hours after buying it I was still drinking the damn thing, just a chunk of ice with about 20mL of coke left somewhere inside, too Asian to through it away.
P.S. If anyone saw the riddle I made up "What doubles when you reduce it?" the answer is a monobrow. Thanks to Gintama's monobrow zombies.
So this morning I literally got dressed in the dark and had no clue what I was wearing. On arrival at Parra station people's gaydars were clearly going off. Looking down I realised I was wearing a pink shirt with a purple jacket. Faaaaggooot~ No wonder the manly construction workers were staring with their 'What the fu....' eyes.
Aaaanyways, so most people said that Inception was Matrix-esque; I've read that at least five times before, and I've gotta agree. Starts confusing, but once you get the kinda weird dimensional-shift-style universe the movie is set in, it's totally understandable. Lacking the action Matrix had, lots of explosions but not really any hand/hand combat. I've always hated flashbacks and the same goes for this film. Utterly depressing scenes of Cobb's past are replayed constantly throughout the film. But this doesn't disturb the pace of the film too much. Overall the film is so totally original and different I loved it; the second half was filled with true suspense. Nolan somehow made watching a car spend 25 minutes falling off a bridge exciting. I'd rate it 8.5/10, best film I paid for since...ever? I guess one distraction through the film was the unbelievably slow speed at which frozen cokes melt. 3 hours after buying it I was still drinking the damn thing, just a chunk of ice with about 20mL of coke left somewhere inside, too Asian to through it away.
P.S. If anyone saw the riddle I made up "What doubles when you reduce it?" the answer is a monobrow. Thanks to Gintama's monobrow zombies.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Americans and others
Watching the Colbert Report I found that Texans are planning to illegalise sodomy. For those who don't know, sodomy is posh for buttsex. Now Texans have attempted to illegalise homosexuality before and failed, but this is the dumbest plan ever. Has anyone in Texas been to prison before? Think about it. The planned punishment for having buttsex is sending a homosexual into an enclosure full of other male prisoners with no female companionship... Do NOT drop the soap.
Elsewhere in the states, there was a news report on Afghanistan. For those who don't know, deposits of rare minerals have been discovered under Afghanistan totalling approx. 1 trillion dollars. I have a feeling mysterious weapons of mass destruction are gonna appear again. Anyway, on Fox News (no surprise), Steve Doocy (or should I say 'Douchey') was talking about how someone e.g. China will invade Afghanistan for their minerals. His reason is quote "it's a great big country that needs a whole lot of stuff". Wow. That is some amazing intellect right there. Such insight into foreign affairs.
Steering away from the US, I would like to join the bandwagon (bagwagon?), in bagging out Twilight. After hearing about how bad the books are I couldn't imagine anything worse. Then came the film adaptions. Some people may remember annoying year 9 girls Twilight chatting at tennis, well I've got a teenage sister. Thankfully I only have one, but that doesn't stop her spoiling dinner by retelling the plot to my mum, thinking she gives a crap. I don't give two fucks about Jacob or Edmond or whatever the fuck his name is, Twilight go to hell.
Finally something good to say, thank god this didn't happen to me on my ski trip. One word: HUMMERED.
Elsewhere in the states, there was a news report on Afghanistan. For those who don't know, deposits of rare minerals have been discovered under Afghanistan totalling approx. 1 trillion dollars. I have a feeling mysterious weapons of mass destruction are gonna appear again. Anyway, on Fox News (no surprise), Steve Doocy (or should I say 'Douchey') was talking about how someone e.g. China will invade Afghanistan for their minerals. His reason is quote "it's a great big country that needs a whole lot of stuff". Wow. That is some amazing intellect right there. Such insight into foreign affairs.
Steering away from the US, I would like to join the bandwagon (bagwagon?), in bagging out Twilight. After hearing about how bad the books are I couldn't imagine anything worse. Then came the film adaptions. Some people may remember annoying year 9 girls Twilight chatting at tennis, well I've got a teenage sister. Thankfully I only have one, but that doesn't stop her spoiling dinner by retelling the plot to my mum, thinking she gives a crap. I don't give two fucks about Jacob or Edmond or whatever the fuck his name is, Twilight go to hell.
Finally something good to say, thank god this didn't happen to me on my ski trip. One word: HUMMERED.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Ski trip
Ski Trip
So I’m back from a 3 day trip to the snowy mountains. I’d like to start with Perisher. If worrying about avalanches and yetis weren’t enough, they gave the mountain a name synonymous with Mount Doom. One epic stack later I was out for the day.
Thredbo was much better except for the food. $14 for burgers and chips. No surprise half the Asians brought a thermos of boiling water and instant noodles.
First night was a horror start. After 8 hours of bus travel, sleep was out of the question. After about 5 hours of staring at the roof I fell asleep only to be awakened by the fire alarm, because someone forgot to turn off the kettle *facepalm*.
There was so much that was wrong with the trip, so here is a short list of stuff witnessed:
Toppest town name: Bredbo (someone was obviously attempting to trick tourists who can’t spell).
Toppest joke: “Can everyone who’s not here put their hand up” –Bus driver
Toppest billboard: “Looks great mown, eh Lisa?” –Lawn mowing business
Roadkill spotto results (admittedly after 6 hours on the bus, my vision started tricking me a bit so some things are a bit suspect)
• 18 kangaroos
• 6 wombats
• 3 possums
• Wallaby
• Fox
• Dingo
• Calf/cow
• Wild boar (wtf?)
• Bear (ok, just a little suspicious)
• Countless piles of “the f was that?”
Finally after 3 days of expensive food, ass breaking stacks, 36 Asians in a bus (1 hot chick), and 4 DVDs of Mr. Bean, I am finally back.
So I’m back from a 3 day trip to the snowy mountains. I’d like to start with Perisher. If worrying about avalanches and yetis weren’t enough, they gave the mountain a name synonymous with Mount Doom. One epic stack later I was out for the day.
Thredbo was much better except for the food. $14 for burgers and chips. No surprise half the Asians brought a thermos of boiling water and instant noodles.
First night was a horror start. After 8 hours of bus travel, sleep was out of the question. After about 5 hours of staring at the roof I fell asleep only to be awakened by the fire alarm, because someone forgot to turn off the kettle *facepalm*.
There was so much that was wrong with the trip, so here is a short list of stuff witnessed:
Toppest town name: Bredbo (someone was obviously attempting to trick tourists who can’t spell).
Toppest joke: “Can everyone who’s not here put their hand up” –Bus driver
Toppest billboard: “Looks great mown, eh Lisa?” –Lawn mowing business
Roadkill spotto results (admittedly after 6 hours on the bus, my vision started tricking me a bit so some things are a bit suspect)
• 18 kangaroos
• 6 wombats
• 3 possums
• Wallaby
• Fox
• Dingo
• Calf/cow
• Wild boar (wtf?)
• Bear (ok, just a little suspicious)
• Countless piles of “the f was that?”
Finally after 3 days of expensive food, ass breaking stacks, 36 Asians in a bus (1 hot chick), and 4 DVDs of Mr. Bean, I am finally back.
Friday, July 2, 2010
End of term 2
Yaayyyy! English is over!!!
But some things just aren't quite right. This blog is for all that anger that can't be released through headshots, so:
Firstly, regarding Wratten's lecture on truancy (it would be so ironic if someone skipped that), a miss would be nice? Wow. A fucking gymnasium would be nice too but a apparently a few million $'s don't buy much these days.
Secondly, where is our eco BBQ? Maybe a student strike isn't out of the question. Coup anyone?
Lastly, in the world of anime, what a tooooooop ending Angel Beats had. Almost made me think about the possibility of maybe pondering the idea that perhaps there was a chance of me shedding a tear. But then School Rumble took that idea away.
So thanks for reading my first ever blog, and hopefully there will be more for me to rage on, after my ski trip.
-tadfg
But some things just aren't quite right. This blog is for all that anger that can't be released through headshots, so:
Firstly, regarding Wratten's lecture on truancy (it would be so ironic if someone skipped that), a miss would be nice? Wow. A fucking gymnasium would be nice too but a apparently a few million $'s don't buy much these days.
Secondly, where is our eco BBQ? Maybe a student strike isn't out of the question. Coup anyone?
Lastly, in the world of anime, what a tooooooop ending Angel Beats had. Almost made me think about the possibility of maybe pondering the idea that perhaps there was a chance of me shedding a tear. But then School Rumble took that idea away.
So thanks for reading my first ever blog, and hopefully there will be more for me to rage on, after my ski trip.
-tadfg
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